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Anonymous sent: What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress

scienceofdeduction-221b:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

Gotta live this place, we’re tracking those bitches down

virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

(Source: virginsacrificer)

helainetieu:

My parents are Buddhists.
My little sister is a Christian.
My brother believes in a higher power.
And I lean more towards Buddhism but I am a bit Agnostic.

My family is diverse in their beliefs and we have never once fought over them. We all live in peace with each other, because we respect each other.

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

(Source: sarajevomoja)

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

purple-penguins-are-invading:

gooey-goodra:

chatotai:

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

It got better

kill-whitepeople:

I adopted a kid in skyrim and immediately tried to murder him for obvious reasons and I’m not allowed to. I thought this was America, land of the FREE home of the brave, but I’ve been mistaken.

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

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this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

greatesthungergamesfans:

peculiarchildren:

fun fact i photoshopped this picture so every time you reblog it you reblog a lie.. josh isn’t actually that short

THE REAL ONE IS STILL JUST AS HILARIOUS

greatesthungergamesfans:

peculiarchildren:

fun fact i photoshopped this picture so every time you reblog it you reblog a lie.. josh isn’t actually that shortimage

THE REAL ONE IS STILL JUST AS HILARIOUS

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh